what do you mean not everyone has a toilet that washes and massages your butt
Wait there are toilets like that?
what an incredible experience it must be
im mildly concerned about something labeled “turbo” going near my butt
if i were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.
It’s about 20 degrees cooler in this shade
i dont trust people who are organised enough to balance a fuck ton of school stuff on top of a normal life because you know who else could do that??? fucking light yagami
"Who even needs alchemy? When I've got THEM."
Tumblr on september 30th
more like tumblr from september 1st to november 1st
I’m feelin pretty spooky