May 2013
nigerian:
[singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”
avengersassembleeh:
and a new genre was created
ghost opera vampire dubstep
ticktocksheep:
“Hey, buy me this thing”
“lol ok”
“waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”
forgiveninasong:
europe.
it’s our time.
deidiva:
guys i wore these heat-resistant sleeves today to clean the friers and they were super ridiculous right
i mean lookit them
and i realized
i waS LIKE SASUKE
tHEN REALIZATION PT 2
HE WEARS THOSE dUMB LOOKIN ARMBANDS CAUSE FIRE
HE BReATHES FIRE AND HE’S JUST PROTECTING HIS ARMS ITS NOT A FASHION STATEMENT LIKE WE THOUGHT IM KINDA UPSET BY THIS????
Every time I get my period: Wow no okay that was not a month.
mama-bird:
coffeeandklonopin:
coffeeandklonopin:
carpe diem - seize the day
carpe noctem - seize the night
carpe natem - seize the ass
Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.
carpe collum - seize the neck
My favorite genre is “starts out normal but then turns into really disturbing psychological horror”
doclecter:
that’s it. the rest of europe can go home. nothing can anything top this
1 tag
Oh my God there are so many sexual references in...
LOL
pizza:
when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that i can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s better and involves me
crumpetmarypoppinstea:
twiliprincess:
is it bad that i’ve
watched hair tutorials for girls as future reference
for when i have daughters
because i want to be the kind of dad that knows how to do his daughter’s hair
this is the cutest thing I have ever read omg
hoppusskippusjumppus:
what makes you a fan:
you like the music/show/character/etc.
what makes you not a fan:
you don’t like the music/show/character/etc.
what doesn’t make you a better fan:
being older
knowing them for longer
having more merch
having more cds/dvds
meeting them/seeing them live
liking an unpopular song or episode
where you come from
style of clothing
NOTHING MAKES...
bombliate:
official-honeybooboo:
bombliate:
dave-vriska:
bombliate:
[JUDGE VOICE] did u do the thing
[DEFENDANT VOICE] no
[JUDGE VOICE] i don’t believe u
[WITNESS VOICE] he did the thing
[JUDGE VOICE] ooooooh i knew it
sardonicheight:
[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]
city-of-safe-harbors:
my day has just got 100x better because I discovered I can do this with my shirt:
Yahoo bought Tumblr pass it on
ifmalover:
edwardvanelric:
burning-hocaloid:
mrsmosby-wannabe:
relright:
thecouscousqueen:
kenyabenyagurl:
thinksquad:
Announcement coming Monday
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
I smell ads coming if this is true
I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT
OH GOD, OH GOD, OH GOD, OH GOD, OH GOD, OH GOD
fuck
causticgambler:
nayariverax:
remember when this thing was number #1 in the uk charts.
WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT
kawaii-aussie:
basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to get married to yahoo who is a massive bitch and will probably ruin our lives and we’re like no dad stop and we’re all crying very loudly because we dont want yahoo to be our new mum because she is a monster who will probably kill dad when he becomes useless and take all his money that he left to us...
